This says it all for me...from USATODAY.com - Looking for signs of intelligent life in Fort Wayne:
"Russ Choka, 81, owner of the Coney Island hot dog shop ('Our Buns are Steamed'), is more circumspect.
'What do you expect me to say?' he asks. 'I've traveled all around the world, and nothing tops (Fort Wayne). They may be bigger but not better. Why do people always come back here to die if it's so bad, if we're so dumb?'
He pauses, then wonders: 'I don't sound stupid, do I?' "