A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of the road pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
"The End Is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splaaaashshsh!.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks: "Do you think the sign should just say: "Bridge Out!"?"