Friday, April 19, 2002

I have friends, in high places--see my homepage. My wife Amy is trying to organize a fax sending campaign but can't find the fax number. She hasn't asked me and I have it. Here it is:

+39 011390669882122

In your message send it to: Bishop Stanislaw Dziwisz

Bishop Dziwisz is Pope John Paul II's personal secretary. He once referred to my insights, relayed to him by a close Jewish friend, saying "who is this man, he is genius."

Rumors that I am a secret Vatican spy are unfounded by the way, but see if you can get the Pope to autograph anything.